Pam Poovey: You're kidding. Sterling Archer: No, I'm dead serious. Pam Poovey: Yeah? Sterling Archer: I want to file an HR complaint against Conway. Pam Poovey: On what grounds? Sterling Archer: He touched my penis with his penis! Pam Poovey: Wow. Sterling Archer: Yeah. He just came up to me and was like, bwoop! Pam Poovey: Where? Sterling Archer: All of it! Head and shaft.

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