Doctor Krieger: [Kreiger's van screeches to a halt outside Archer's apartment] And here we are! Malory Archer: I swear, if anyone sees me in this awful van... Lana Kane: How could they, with this illegal ass window tint? Dude, this van is like, rolling probable cause. Malory Archer: So all ashore from the S.S. Date Rape. Ray Gillette: Toot toot.
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