"Archer" Movie Star Quotes

The normal childish squabbles, sneaky backbiting, and petty jealousies at ISIS are multiplied exponentially when a famous Hollywood actress, Rona Thorne, spends a week shadowing the agents as research for an upcoming role in a spy movie.

"Shut up. We're gonna go to prison. No, we're not. Say the right stuff and they just send you to a mental hospital for ten months. ...I just this second realized why you do macrame instead of knitting. Yeah, no sharp objects on the ward. They were super strict about that.""But you're a man. And then some.""You just have to find the right guy who's not intimidated by your power. Or my twin Tec-9's. Or those big steam shovelly scoops you call hands.""There's a sniper out there whose bullet can start World War 3 and you idiots are tying up ISIS resources on high school bullshit! Yeah Yeah Nooo... Cause I really don't see a downside to that Archer-wise... Here load up... should be a big box of grenades around here somewhere.""You're all rigid and stiff, which, you know, I'm all for, huh huh rimshot, but not on the range.""Was that so hard, Count Snackula?""Well, if your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle."