"Archer" Pipeline Fever Quotes

While Malory tries to make ISIS a green workplace, Archer and Lana head to the Louisiana Bayou to prevent a dangerous eco-terrorist from bombing America's largest natural gas pipeline.

"For God's sake, Pam. Have you no sense of decency? That bathroom's like a war crime. Don't blame me. It's those new low flow toilets. With the old ones you could flush a dachshund puppy. I mean, not that you would.""Look at me! Chopping ice for a Tom Collins like a field hand.""Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide. Did you say man-crush? No. I'm pretty sure it was "shut up".""Shoot it, Archer! Shoot it! Oh, so now it's OK? What happened to your fragile eco-system? Screw the damn eco-system! Shoot! You are such a hypocrite! I'll bet you probably eat veal.""Oh, you are shitting me! How did you shoot the boat?""Okay. Let's set up a defensive perimeter. Yeah, right after I set up the grill."