"Archer" Stage Two Quotes

After Malory's brief scare with breast cancer, another ISIS agent decides to be tested for the disease, with a tragic result.

"Suck it, cancer!""If I cared about what you do on the weekend I'd stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.""Lana, I'm in love with you. You are also shitfaced. I can be both.""Oh my god! How much cancer was in him?""I beat cancer, everybody!""Not too soon for good news, I hope. Oh, and also some very bad news. What's the bad news? Oh, I have to take a rain check on that drink. What? I'm on call this weekend.""Yeah, did I mention I have cancer?""Well, he certainly doesn't have cancer in his fists.""I spent last night in The Tombs getting worked over by the cops.""If I cared about what you do on the weekend, I'd stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes."