"Archer" Swiss Miss Quotes

German billionaire, Herr Conrad Schlotz, controls all European Videotex services. His nubile, out-of-control daughter, Anke, is determined to have her 17th birthday bash at an exclusive ... See full summary »

"I don't know. I am from Germany, where the age of consent is fourteen. What is it? The Alabama of Europe?""You're damn lucky Anka convinced her father not to press charges. Yeah, I feel lucky. Let's see, sexually assaulted by a teenaged sociopath, interrogated by gendarmes, oh, three stitches in my penis, so, yep, it's all breaking my way.""No, I can't be alone. That's when she strikes, like a slutty little ninja.""Herr Schlotz isn't the intended victim. It's his daughter, Anka. Who obviously needs someone on her constantly, so I will be that someone who is constantly on her."