"Archer" Tragical History Quotes

Tired of his colleagues constantly calling him a failure, Cyril agrees to help George Spelvin, a mysterious computer security expert, inject a virus into the ISIS mainframe so he can defeat the virus and be seen as a hero.

"But it mutated and now we're on the verge of World War II. Three. It's not a competition, Pam!""Forget those first two darts and just find your center. Maybe it's in your vagina.""Come on, get me drunk enough and I might have sex with you. Really? No. It's a catch-22. The amount of alcohol I would need would literally kill me. Dick.""Cyril, go do whatever it is you do... Like suck at stuff. ...and leave this to people who are more qualified. At not sucking at stuff.""Look at that thing. It looks like it's made out of Wolverine's bones. You know. 'Cause they're... does nobody read X-Men?""Come, render the salad unto Caesar.""Way to go, Chokely Carmichael!"