"Archer" Training Day Quotes

Lana's residual lust for Archer prompts Malory to promote Cyril to field agent. Archer then trains his new competition as only he can, whilst Malory frets over her own past and her son's future.

"Oh my god! You killed a hooker! Call girl! No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!""I'm not sure that's technically irony. What? This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morissette had a baby and named it this exact situation.""Hello Cheryl. It's Carol. Uh, since when? Since I had it legally changed because you always call me Carol.""How do you keep track of all these lies? Practice Cyril. Lying is like 95% of what I do. In your job. Sure.""Shoot, bitch! Democracy's at stake!""Oh, my God, did you hear that? What do you think it is? Immigrants! That's all they do, you know - just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs.""That was totally ninja!""Seriously Krieger, you are my Oprah.""Because I don't want Sterling to end up with a woman like Lana Kane? My god, a black ops field agent. Thought she was going in a whole other direction with that.""Then who are those guys? How should I know? KGB, the Stasi, Shining Path, this guy I know named Popeye. I have enemies, OK? That's because no one likes you! Seriously, do you not sense that?""I don't care if you have fifty dead hookers in the trunk. You lied to me.""Hey, so how did you know where I was? When we first started going out I may have injected a tracking device into your body.""You know, I bet there's a lesson to be learned from all this, but I- Oh shit my rug!""Archer, what am I going to tell her? Well, if you learned anything today, it won't be the truth.""Oh my God! You killed a hooker! Call girl! NO Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!""Seriously, Krieger. You are my Oprah."