"Arrested Development" Storming the Castle Quotes

Michael decides to expose Marta to Gob's womanizing by having her participate in a magic trick that involves one of Gob's many girlfriends.

"So Tobias chose to pursue a common interest with his daughter. May I help you? Oh, I hope so. Um, I'm looking for something that says, "Dad likes leather." Something that says... "leather daddy"? Oh, is there such a thing?""Oh, Maeby, great news. I got my hands on some money. I can't say how or when... or where my wedding ring is...""Oh, don't give me that look. I happen to be a more caring mother than most. Where's my bed? I put it in storage. I guess you'll just have to decide which Lucille you want to spend your nights with.""I'm looking for something that says "Dad likes leather". Salesman: Something that says... Leather Daddy? Oh, is there such a thing?"