"Avatar: The Last Airbender" The Guru Quotes

Aang receives guidance from Guru Pathik at the Eastern Air Temple; Sokka is reunited with his long-lost father; Princess Azula has something diabolical in store for her enemies; Uncle and Zuko run their own tea shop.

"I am the greatest Earthbender in the world. Don't you two dunderheads ever forget!""In your note, you said you could teach me to gain control of the Avatar State. How? You must gain balance within yourself before you can bring balance to the world.""It's been a difficult week for me. My most trusted advisor, Long Feng, and his Dai Li agents, tried to take control of Ba Sing Se from me. It's terrible when you can't trust the people who are closest to you.""Quit your banging! You might *think* you're the greatest Earthbender in the world, but even *you* can't Bend metal.""We have been presented with an extraordinary opportunity, girls. Mai finally gets to wear makeup that's not totally depressing?""The key is the Dai Li. Whoever controls the Dai Li, controls Ba Sing Se.""Bato, get these mines loaded up. The rest you men, prepare for battle. Uh, what should I do, Dad? Aren't you listening? I said the rest of you men get ready for battle.""I'm going to be stuck in here forever with you, aren't I? I have to go to the bathroom.""I... I can't believe it. What is it, Uncle? Great news. We have been invited to serve tea to the Earth King!"