Good Will Hunting Quotes

Will Hunting, a janitor at M.I.T., has a gift for mathematics, but needs help from a psychologist to find direction in his life.

"You're not perfect, sport, and let me save you the suspense: this girl you've met, she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other.""Son of a bitch... He stole my line.""You'll have bad times, but it'll always wake you up to the good stuff you weren't paying attention to.""Do you like apples? Yeah. Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?""You'll never have that kind of relationship in a world where you're afraid to take the first step because all you see is every negative thing 10 miles down the road.""Does this violate the doctor-patient relationship? Not unless you grab my ass.""My wife used to fart in her sleep.""I read your book last night. So you're the one.""He pushes people away before they get a chance to leave him. It's a defense mechanism. And for 20 years he's been alone because of that. And if you push him right now, it's gonna be the same thing all over again and I'm not gonna let that happen to him.""See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse.""Nail them while they're vulnerable, that's my motto.""My boy's wicked smart.""Fuck you. You're the shepherd.""Put it on my tab Tim: You ever plan on paying your tab? Yeah, chief. I've got the winning lottery ticket right here. Tim: What's the jackpot? Twelve million. Tim: I don't think that will cover it. Yeah, but it'll cover your sex change operation!""Christ, who did you call? No one. I forgot the number. You fuckin' retarded? You went all the way out there in the rain and you didn't bring the number? No, it was your mother's 900 number. I just ran out of quarters. Hey, how about we get off of mothers, alright? I just got off of yours!""What the fuck do you want? My name is Gerald Lambeau. The professor who you told to go fuck himself. Well, what the fuck do you want?""I didn't ask for this. No, you were born with it. So don't cop out behind "I didn't ask for this".""Do you buy all these books retail or do you send away for, like, a shrink kit that comes with all these volumes included?""Now, no more shenanigans, no more tomfoolery, no more ballyhoo.""I knew you before you were a mathematical god, when you were pimple-faced and homesick and didn't know what side of the bed to piss on! Yeah, you were smarter than me then and you're smarter than me now. So don't blame me for how your life turned out. It's not my fault."""Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?"""Disrespect my wife again and I'll burn down your house! Disrespect my wife again and I will end you.""You're not perfect, sport, and let me save you the suspense: this girl you've met, she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other.""I read your book last night. So your the one? So you're the one?"