"House M.D." Carrot or Stick Quotes

A teenage military trainee at a juvenile offender training camp suffers peculiar symptoms after enduring an intense training course, and mysteriously, his drill sergeant is soon admitted ... See full summary »

"Listen, this is a tough time for me. Breaking up with Rachel. Moving into a hotel. I want you to know how much your humiliation has eased my burden.""You live with your parents? Oh, just until graduation? College?... How old are you? 18... Next month. Relax. It's not illegal or anything.""Why are you putting hot sauce on a toy? Maybe you don't care if children chew on your caterpillar. I think it's wrong.""How generous is "extraordinarily generous?" Call the charity, explain the donation is a fraud. And take back Wells's wedding gift? *You* are extraordinarily screwed.""Cath him, and see what's stopping him from emptying his bilge. Oh, not you, Chase. Sending Captain Micropenis to deal with what's probably normal-sized equipment? That's too cruel even for me."