"House M.D." Charity Case Quotes

When Benjamin suddenly collapses after making a rare and generous donation, House and Dr. Chi Park are convinced that his extreme altruistic behavior may indicate a deeper medical disorder.... See full summary »

"Smile and say thank you, or I get you GPS.""You said we were meeting for coffee. Well, when someone asks if you want coffee, they obviously don't just mean coffee. Wait... did you think I was referring to sex?""Most people with his kind of money are commissioning oil paintings of their Yorkshire terrier. Benjamin is sacrificing his own comfort to help others. That's because helping others is his Yorkie oil painting.""This is your new reality. You've got your office. You've got neighbors. You've got one employee, one volunteer until she finds actual, paid work or gets sick of you.""Racing heart: Medical condition. Bleeding heart: Stupid condition.""House, I worked for you for seven years. I know how you operate, so when I see symptoms magically show up right when you need them... And I was your boss for seven years and I know what a suspicious, micromanaging hard-ass you are.""I don't wanna give you money because you're an ass. I was an ass last week."