"House M.D." Clueless Quotes

House must diagnose a man who became sick and experienced difficulty breathing during sex-play but all tests keep returning normal. Wilson experiences close-up what living with House is like. Clinic case: Herpes

"If you ask me, if two people really trust each other, a threesome once every seven years might actually help a marriage. Okay, I say we stop the DDX and discuss that comment.""Is the ant big and red, or small and black? Medium and brown. Halle Berry brown or Beyonce brown? Is there a difference? Is there a difference?""Now, why do you have a season pass to The New Yankee Workshop? It's a complete moron working with power tools, how much more suspenseful can you get?""I was watching something. No, you were about to watch something. I'm watching something. See the difference?""Another guy or girl? Girl. His wife's college roommate. If he's not happily married, I don't know who could be.""You're kicking me out? After one night? Why, you think we should try counseling first?""I thought you didn't believe that anything was wrong with his throat. Never said I didn't believe it, I just said I had a good reason to doubt it. And now? Now, I have a good reason to doubt those doubts.""He's choking on his tongue, not his feet.""A sex fiend with a swollen tongue. Just think of all the places I can make Foreman search.""What was I supposed to do, tie her up? Why not? She likes that.""I am not having an affair with my daughter's karate instructor and I did not give my husband herpes. Find out where House is."