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"House M.D." Daddy's Boy Quotes
The team takes care of a student with inexplicable electrical shocks, and House's parents visit.
"Why would you need $5,000? Bad night at poker or a great night with a hooker. Thank you for saving me the trouble of deflecting that personal question with a joke."
"You have no evidence to support a poisoning diagnosis. Which is why it's going to be so cool when I turn out to be right."
"We're discussing your new patient. Must be a boring discussion, considering that I haven't accepted a new patient."
"What's with the jacket? It keeps me warm and cool. How does it know?"
"Are these people completely incapable of telling the truth to each other?"
"I gave him an early graduation gift. Old plumb I found. Looks like a fishing weight. Put it on a keychain so he'd always remember where he came from. So he can lie about it later."
"It's great to see you. Oh, Greg. Don't lie."