"House M.D." Deception Quotes

A woman collapses at an off-track betting parlor in front of House, and he must battle his new boss to find her diagnosis.

"I don't care what anybody says. I care what they do. Right now, Blackpoleon Blackaparte has got the nurses on red alert, I can't get into the patient's room. So come on, I'll draw the enemy fire, you outflank them, get in there, get the bone marrow sample.""There's more to being a leader than being a jerk! The world will never know.""There's even books in the bathroom. Well, either she's very smart or she has a severe fiber deficiency.""Sorry, I missed that. Hearing's been off since the Ricky Martin concert. Some cholo kicked me in the head.""This is a consent form to stick a wire into your brain. It's important for hospitals to get these signed for procedures that are completely unnecessary.""Is anybody here a doctor?""You know, I was going to ask what a respectable doctor was doing in an OTB parlor. Somehow, that question doesn't seem relevant anymore.""Oh, bite me!""Eighth time's the charm!""I'd give her two months. On the bright side, it still means I was right.""Nice move, boss. Way to cover your ass.""What else turns you on? Drugs? Casual sex? Rough sex? Casual rough sex? I'm a doctor. I need to know.""You probably shouldn't have sex for a while. For how long? On an evolutionary basis, I'd recommend forever.""What if the tumor is somewhere else? There could be an ACTH-secreting tumor on her lung or pancreas. It's awfully rare. Not as rare as an invisible tumor. Why didn't they put you in charge instead of Foreman? Oh yeah, you're the guy that killed that woman.""Why do you think Cuddy picked Foreman over me? Have I done something wrong or if there's something I needed to improve on... Would you shut up if I told you she wanted someone black?""I'd like to see another doctor. I'm not giving you what you want? I don't want a bitch.""Patient being prepped for the venous sampling? Yeah. Mentally ill patient is right on track for a pointless procedure. Yeah, we get your objection."