"House M.D." Don't Ever Change Quotes

A woman collapses at her wedding. She led a different life style before her marriage, House insists she hasn't changed. Wilson starts dating Amber.

"She's a needy version of me. Hard to imagine such a mythical creature.""You do it both ways right? What? The Ultrasound: do it standing up and lying down... What else would I mean?""I've decided you could do a lot worse than female proxy for me.""Stop that Jew!""Religion is a symptom of irrational belief and groundless hope.""She's scary. Why does scary need pathetic?""I call you Greg because we're now social equals. And I call you Cutthroat Bitch, well, quod erat demonstrandum. And I speak in Latin because I don't try to hide what an ass I am.""I thought Amber scared you guys. She does, but she also has legs that go all the way up to Canada. So do Canadians - doesn't mean I want to date one.""Amber is exactly what I need and you would agree if you weren't mired in self-loathing topped with a thin crust of megalomania. Hey, that's my best friend's girl you're talking about.""Why do you have to believe that I have an ulterior motive? For the same reason I believe that crack whores can have sex. For crack.""I thought Amber scared you guys? She does. She also has legs that go all the way up to Canada.""In this temple, I am Dr. Yahweh"