"House M.D." Failure to Communicate Quotes

When a famous writer is brought in with language difficulties, House must assist via phone while waiting for a delayed plane.

"If I thought you were capable of listening, I'd shut up. That makes no sense at all.""I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back is turned you wait in line?""Do you know your phone's dead? Do you ever recharge your batteries? They recharge? I just keep buying new phones.""Couldn't tackle the bear. They took my stain.""If a human being had actually *looked* at his blood anywhere along the way, instead of just running tests through the computer, the parasites would have jumped out at them. Price of the electronic age.""The only thing you've been asked to do is supervise House in case he does something insane. Which might, you know, save a life.""You know, "Stacy" in the original Greek means "relationship killer".""You're not my boss. I'm House's boss. House is your boss. The math is pretty simple."