"House M.D." Forever Quotes

A young mother suffers a seizure in the bathtub with her newborn son, nearly drowning him, and although the baby survives the near-drowning, his problems are far from over. Foreman returns ... See full summary »

"Seizures are cool to watch, boring to diagnose.""Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one.""You don't have cancer. You don't have dwarfism. You have no proof of that.""I killed my son. Is it my turn to say something obvious now?""Chase, will you get your head out of the dead baby's butt and focus on the barely alive...""I'm telling you, I'm going to drop the N-bomb if I have to.""Glad you're back. Cameron makes lousy coffee. Take mine black, the way I take my brain-damaged neurologists.""So what causes seizures, hypercalcemia and the thing where Mommy bends like Gumby?""Lithium could cause all three of the mother's symptoms. No record she's on lithium. And tox screen was negative. Lithium doesn't show on a basic tox screen, scarecrow.""Hey, take it easy on Foreman. He's playing with one lobe tied behind his back.""Look, a few weeks ago, you were upset that I didn't consider you a friend. Now you're upset that I'm happy? What can I say? Apparently I'm a bitch."