"House M.D." Gut Check Quotes

A hockey player's on-ice fighting takes a turn for the worse.

"Fighting's the best part of hockey. Without it, you've got the Ice Capades. Fighting has nothing to do with hockey. It's like the cheerleaders at a basketball game. Cheerleading's the best part of basketball. Without it, you've got... basketball.""I want to kill my mother. My Popo's on her own and my mother always needs me to take care of her. Well, you could kill Popo instead.""She seems awfully quiet. You haven't seen her drunk.""According to your psych eval, the only thing happier than you is Disneyland.""Roomies with benefits keeping you up? Cribbage. I played with Park's Popo. Is that two separate events?""You think I'm going to quit on this? On an 11-year-old? The only relationship you haven't quit on has been with me. Hmm. A needy, truculent narcissist. I think it's been perfect training for parenthood.""I've known a lot of bullies: people who didn't like me because I'm short, people who didn't like me because I'm Jewish... Yeah, I get it. There's a long list of reasons not to like you."