"House M.D." Hunting Quotes

After being accused of assaulting a sick man, House is forced to take on his case. However, despite the fact that he has AIDS, it's clearly not what's killing him.

"When two people have had sex, unless it sucks, if they can do it again, they're gonna do it again.""You need a lawyer. Go see Stacy. You hit a patient. Four words, two mistakes. He's not a patient and I didn't hit him. Of course you didn't. Go see Stacy.""Bad time? Where are you? At your girlfriend's place. Ignore the moaning and squeaking.""So now you've got to drum up another excuse to be around the love of your life. Could hit another patient. Nah, don't like to repeat myself. People will say I'm formulaic.""Dying people lie too.""Why didn't you say anything? 'Cause it helped me monitor your misery level. One trip outside was a good day, upwards of six. You were in hell.""All of this will be fascinating to an HIV specialist. Now let go of my cane before it becomes your new boyfriend. Honey, I will marry it if you would look at my file. Congress says you can't, so...""Two successful surgeries, two lives saved. I'm over my quota. Can I have next week off?""Steve McQueen without hair? It's a blessing he died young.""Two family members assaulted. It was self defense. You baited him. You're right. I was asking for it. The low-cut blouse, the "do-me" pumps..."