"House M.D." It's a Wonderful Lie Quotes

House is equally obsessed with a mother and daughter who don't lie, and using Christmas to create discord among the team members.

"Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them.""The notion of picking one time of year to be decent to other people is obscene because it's actually validating the notion of being miserable wretches the rest of the year.""I remembered I'm not a Satanist. I'm a druid.""I've been looking for that all day. Did you look in the box on my desk?""Have you ever consider channeling your powers to, I don't know, bring peace to the Mid-East? I couldn't do that. But if they ever got it, you could screw it up. Yeah, that's more where my powers lie.""I figured I could sow dissension and get a few ties and sweaters.""Oh by the way, your mom called. Your dad's dead.""Oh, don't ruin it. Don't pin this on Christ. He's got enough nails in him."