"House M.D." Living the Dream Quotes

House finds himself at odds with his team when he becomes convinced that an actor on his favorite soap, "Prescription Passion," has a serious medical condition.

"What are you doing here? Just grabbing a snack You keep food in the *morgue*? If I keep it in the lounge, everyone else eats it. That's 'cause it's everyone else's food!""I kidnapped you and you're surprised I lied to you?""Why is House driving a limo? Don't know. Don't have to know. Don't... care? Wrong! Until this inspection is over, you're back on House-watch!""Dr. House, I don't think we've met. Dr. Jamie Conway, I've heard your name. Most people have, it's also a noun.""All set. Heart monitor, blood pressure monitor and... the one on his junk.""Are you really a doctor? *Glioblastoma.* Need more proof?""What the hell's going on here? What do you want? An autographed picture would be nice... Oh, and I'm also going to save your life.""You want to be here. I have to be here. Just say the word, I'll fire Thirteen. Just sign the forms. Smart move, I was bluffing."