"House M.D." Office Politics Quotes

It's election season, and in the midst of a tight campaign, an incumbent New Jersey senator's campaign manager falls ill with liver failure and temporary paralysis. Cuddy pushes House to ... See full summary »

"She's a third-year med student. She graduated high school when she was 15. She filled out her time before med school getting PHds in both applied Math and Art History. She'll be incredibly useful if my next patient is an Escher drawing. Those things are seriously screwed up.""How can we ask our patients to trust us, if we're not honest with them? How can we ask a patient to trust us, after we tell him he can't trust us? Fine. Tell him. Clear your conscience because that's what's important.""The two of you have a combined IQ north of 300. That's also true of five morons.""So what do we do now? Considering the fact that I'm about to do something unethical... Oh right, yeah. I'm fired."