"House M.D." Painless Quotes

House treats a patient who's worn out by chronic pain. Cuddy tries to do her job and take care of her new child. Foreman and Thirteen's relationship stalls.

"Just because you grew up in a Charles Dickens novel. Well, it's people like me who don't do it. When your life sucks from the beginning, nowhere to go but up.""Come on, you're from one of the Twelve Tribes, you must know a ton of lawyers. What type of lawyer do you need? I'll bring it up at the next world domination subcommittee meeting.""You can't give up on life because... I'm not giving up on life. I'm just giving up on you! I finally feel like I have a grip on things. I can handle this. What I can't handle is dragging anyone else down with me.""This is the favor? I was expecting something that involving whipped cream and tongue depressors.""If anyone should be able to handle a depressed patient... He insisted he was no longer... Apparently he *lied*. Didn't think I'd have to remind you of that remote possibility.""Do not try and force me to choose between my child... I'm forcing you to do your job!""You don't have a family, do you? Left them all back on Krypton.""Sane people don't attempt suicide. Not ever? So if you were being burned at the stake, and someone gave you a gun? I'd shoot the guys with the torches.""Lock up on your way out. Don't touch the piano.""Testicles. What do they make you think of? STDs, testerone issues, that summer on Fire Island.""House, I've got a DCFS home visit on Friday. And I've got a W-H-O-R-E visit on..."