"House M.D." Safe Quotes

6 months after a teenage girl crushes her chest in a car accident and receives a heart transplant she goes into anaphylactic shock in her clean room bedroom after her boyfriend almost kisses her and discovers something on her arm.

"You wake up in the morning, your paint's peeling, your curtains are gone and the water is boiling. Which problem do you deal with first? House! None of them! The building's on fire!""So I hear you don't want teenagers having sex. Teen suicide rate isn't high enough for you already?""Six months without putting out, Dr. Cuddy doesn't need to wear thong panties. It's not our call. I was wondering when you'd get around to my panties.""What if her anaphylaxis wasn't anaphylaxis? Toxicity from the anti-rejection meds could cause a seizure and then heart failure. And get cured by a mommy-wielded epi pen?""Okay. Magical tick hunt is over! Only real doctor stuff now."