"House M.D." Spin Quotes

Star bicycle racer collapses, and the team must come up with a diagnosis after the patient admits to blood doping. House and Stacy continue sparring with each other. Clinic Case: Flight attendant poisons himself with gum.

"How am I supposed to practice medicine with a lawyer sitting on my shoulder? Responsibly. You know I can't do that!""You know me, hostility makes me shrink up like a... I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor.""Jeff is in the Lucas wing. If Mr. Lucas showed up needing a lumbar puncture, would he have to wait until tomorrow? Mr. Lucas is dead. Good, then there's an opening.""We need to talk. Oh, God, are you pregnant? 'Cause I really wanna finish high school!""This guy's been injecting himself how many times a day? All it'd take is one slip of the needle to cause an air embolus. So air is keeping him from breathing air. Let's go with that for the irony.""This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!""So if you break an arbitrary rule, Cameron damns you to hell. But if you break a rule that has a reason, that's designed to protect people, Cameron develops a crazy crush on you.""Go forth and scan his neck. His neck? Or repeat everything I say in question form.""I love when you do both sides of the conversation. It's like white noise, it's very peaceful.""Is there a light somewhere that goes on when I have food? Green for food, orange for beverages, red for impure thoughts. That bulb burns out every two weeks.""What makes a guy start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your short shorts?"