"House M.D." The Itch Quotes

House takes time to dabble in Cameron and Chase's love life while he treats an agoraphobic patient she's brought to the team.

"What did Cuddy want? I kinda hit that last night, so now she's all on my jock. Wow! She looks pretty good for someone on roofies.""It's funny, I've leaned on friends in the past. Never leaned so far that my tongue fell into their mouth.""The benefit of being boss is that I don't have to argue. You're all off the case.""Hey Cameron, how would you like your old job back?... I'm asking because it's the only way I can fire you.""Anybody can hate humanity after getting shot, takes a big man to hate it beforehand.""You obviously can't stand people. But for me it's worse, all right. I'd rather die in here than live out there.""That always happens during surgery. It's just the gas build up. Nothing to sue about. Treat him for the burns. Anti-Biotics for the Whipples. He'll be fine."