"House M.D." Unplanned Parenthood Quotes

A mother of a grown daughter gives birth to an infant; the adult daughter exhibits some jealousy over her mother's so-called improved parenting skills. House places Taub in charge of ... See full summary »

"You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a window?""So what was that shrug? A "Dr. Cheng could work" shrug or a "House is gonna crush you for even considering her" shrug? You suck. House is gonna hate anyone we hire, because he doesn't want to hire anyone.""Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? I know about the Jew, the Black and the Croc Hunter, but when did we get our Asian persuasion on? Dr. Cheng is the NICU attending on the case and she's not here. Well, then I just wasted a perfectly good racial epithet.""You're gonna make a great mommy one day.""Cuddy will be home from work in six hours. But no big deal. I'll just scream, "Look over there" while you quickly shove a scope up her daughter's rectum. I could offer to babysit again, Let her have the night out. Sure. That won't raise any suspicions.""Mom, you don't have to yell at me. I have been in labor for over a dozen hours, Justine. I have to yell. I thought you were gonna miss the whole thing."