"House M.D." Whatever It Takes Quotes

House is taken by jet to help diagnose a dying CIA agent, leaving Foreman in charge of the team trying to find out why a young woman passed out after a drag car race.

"You've gotta get down here. They've got a satellite aimed directly into Cuddy's vagina. I told them that chances of invasion are slim to none but...""FYI, my malpractice insurance doesn't cover alien autopsies. That's fine. X-files are the next wing over.""This is Dr. Sidney Curtis from the Mayo Clinic. He's also agreed to help with the diagnosis. Dr. House. "Curtis on Immunology" Sidney Curtis? Oh, you've read it? Nope, but it is keeping my piano level.""If I have to walk somewhere, there better be at least five girls involved. And they'd better be working their way through college.""You're gonna take a case based on the car she drives? Nothing says "thanks for saving my life" like a test drive in a car that accelerates faster than a space shuttle.""We're not gonna score any points with House if we solve this just by running your errands. I get that you want to be right. You don't? I'm just trying to save the patient, not score points with my boss.""All I've heard about you: you put the patient above everything else. That's why everyone finds you so annoying.""It's not botulism. It's polio. Brilliant. We should search her home for FDR's remains or a time machine.""I guess when I mess with other people's patients, I risk looking like an officious bitch."