"Rick and Morty" Pilot Quotes

A sociopathic scientist drags his innocent grandson on dangerous inter-dimensional adventures.

"You're like Hitler but Hitler cared about Germany or something.""What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? Y-you realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?""Since we're fighting, if you ever have an affair with that guy, I will come to the hotel room and blow my brains out all over your naked bodies!"