"Seinfeld" Male Unbonding Quotes

Jerry tries various excuses to avoid meeting with an old friend with whom he no longer shares any interests.

"Should I suffer the rest of my life because I like to play Ping-Pong?""Come on, let's go do something. I don't wanna just sit around here. Okay. Wanna go get something to eat? Where do you wanna go? I don't care, I'm not hungry.""Hey, you missed a great game tonight Buddy. Game? Knick game! Horneck took me. We're sitting two rows behind the bench. We were getting hit by *sweat*!"