"Seinfeld" The Betrayal Quotes

Elaine and the gang head to India to attend a wedding; Jerry betrays George by sleeping with his prospective girlfriend; Kramer grapples with a malignant wish.

"Hey, look at this: Pinter Ranawat? I wonder if he's related to that guy I dated, Peter Ranawat. It's probably like "Smith" over there.""What the hell is email?""You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!""Elaine, you were my maid of honor and you slept with my Pinter? No, no, no - it was years ago, before you met him! And, I gotta tell you, it was very mechanical.""You know, I didn't go to the bathroom the *entire time* we were in India!""George, I've used the bathroom; it's fine. No, no, no, no - I can walk it off. It's 120 degrees in here: I'll sweat it out.""Oh, God; it's so hot! And what is that smell? I think it's the stench of death.""George, you've been wearing those boots since I met you. You're not gonna wear them to the wedding, are you? No. I'm gonna wear black shoes.""Oh, boy; there's Sue Ellen. She didn't want me at this wedding, but here am I with a bunch of my idiot friends. This is gonna be great!""Hello, friend. Enjoying the flight? Coach to India: only way to go.""By the way, you never said anything to George about Jerry and me, did you? Oh, please - it's in the vault."