"The Simpsons" Bart Carny Quotes

Bart and Homer befriend two carnies and invite them to stay with them, but the carnies soon swindle the Simpsons out of their house.

"You wrecked Hitler's car! What'd he ever do to you?""We're natural-born Carnies, Dad. If only we weren't tied down with a family. Yeah. We could start our own game, where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems."