"The Simpsons" Bart Star Quotes

A damning report on childhood obesity in Springfield leads to the formation of a pee-wee football team. After belittling Ned Flanders, Homer ends up coaching the team, but his favoring of Bart makes him unpopular.

"We drove 2,000 miles for this?""You know, Homer, it's very easy to criticize. Fun, too.""Hey, Bart. We wear the same underpants!""Good luck, Homer. No hard feelings! Not so easy to keep your mouth shut now, is it, Flanders?""My father never believed in me! I'm not gonna make the same mistake. From now on I'm gonna be kinder to my son and meaner to my dad.""Give me a B? I won't give you a B, but I'll tear you a new A.""I gotta quit smoking.""Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau? Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it. Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."