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"The Simpsons" Das Bus Quotes
While the kids become stranded on a desert island, Homer attempts to cash in on the Internet.
"So the children learned how to function as a society, and eventually they were rescued by, oh, let's say... Moe."
"Order! Order! Do you kids wanna be like the real U.N., or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?"
"And every night the monkey butlers will regale us with jungle stories. How many monkey butlers will there be? One at first, but he'll train others."
"Oh, they have the internet on computers now!"
"Uh, can't make it in today, Mr. Smithers. I have smallpox. Well, it wasn't wiped out in my house!"
"I can't go on, you two go ahead... and carry me with you!"
"Order, order. Do you kids wanna be like the real UN or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?"
"How many monkey butlers will there be? One at first. But he'll train others."
"Oh, figs."
"Water bill, third notice. Jury duty, third notice. Mortgage bill. Ooh! Second notice."