"The Simpsons" Dumbbell Indemnity Quotes

Homer and Moe attempt insurance fraud so that Moe can support his new girlfriend. When Homer ends up in jail, Moe has to decide whether or not to come forward.

"Hey, I thought your mother told you to take a bath. Yeah, Mom says a lot of things. Oh, I understand, kids. I'm not a bath man myself. More of a cologne man.""Why all the black? Why all the pearls? Why all the hair? Why anything? You look a little nervous, Dad. No, *you* look a little nervous, Lisa. You're up to something, aren't you, Dad? NO. I'm just going out now to commit certain deeds.""That car thief can't hold his breath forever. And if he can, Chief? Then God help us all!""Your fingerprints are just like snowflakes. They're both very pretty."