"The Simpsons" Lisa the Skeptic Quotes

Another day at Springfield Elementary School, another field trip - this time to an archaeological dig. During the dig, Lisa unearths what appears to be a fossilized human skeleton with wings.

"Oh no, this can't be happening. What the hell are we going to do with ten thousand angel ash-trays? I could take up smoking. You damn well better.""If you believe in angels then why not unicorns or leprechauns? Oh Lisa everyone knows leprechauns are extinct.""Lisa's right, it's an angel!""Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends.""I don't understand, Professor, why didn't your test show that the skeleton was a fake? I'm going to be honest with you, Lisa, I never did the test.""What the hell are we going to do with 10,000 angel ashtrays? I could take up smoking. You damn well better."