"The Simpsons" Miracle on Evergreen Terrace Quotes

When Bart accidentally ruins everyone's Christmas gifts, he claims that a robber stole them and the community pitches in to raise funds for more.

"It's craptacular.""Sounds like you're having a rough Christmas. You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society. Yeah, you're right, Moe. You're always Moe.""Homer, you won't believe what has happened. It's a miracle! Oh Marge. I don't want to hear any more about that silver polish.""Ah, sounds like you're having a rough Christmas, Homer. You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society. Yeah. You're right, Moe. You're always, Moe.""It's craptacular."