Ex-con Salesman: Looks like you called me just in time. This home isn't secure at all. [starts to pocket a few items from around the house] Homer: What did I tell you, Marge? Ex-con Salesman: Intruders could come in down the chimney, through the mail slot, even hidden in your groceries.
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