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Clerk: [Homer grabs for his gun, but the cashier holds onto it] Sorry, the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check. Homer: Five days? But I'm mad now! [the cashier pulls the gun away from him] Homer: I'd kill you if I had my gun. Clerk: Yeah, well, you don't.

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"The Simpsons" The Cartridge Family

After a massive soccer riot, Homer decides to invest in a home security system but can't afford the high price. He does the next best thing: He purchases a gun. This is despite Marge's stern opposition to having a gun. Homer plays with the gun like a toy and almost causes an accident at the dinner table. Marge warns Homer to get rid of the gun now; Homer agrees, but Bart finds the gun later in ... See full summary »

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