"The Simpsons" The Joy of Sect Quotes

An evil cult called the Movementarians brainwashes the citizens of Springfield and it's up to Marge to get them back.

"Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up? What are you talking about? There is nothing like that in there! Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.""Out of my way, jerkass!""Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum? Get out.""You are watching Fox. Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Bart Simpson, We are watching Fox.""Have you heard of Krishna Consciousness? This, Bart, is a crazy man!""Would you rather have beer or complete and utter contemptment? What kind of beer?""Why isn't our low-protein gruel wearing down his resistance like all the others? It doesn't wear down your resistance if you eat a whole month's supply! He even ate mine!""Dad and all these other people are obviously the product of mental conditioning. Yeah, maybe it'll wear off like his interest in CB radio. That's a negatory, good buddy!""When we got married, you promised by our harvesting days were over.""Give me that, you noodle-armed choir boy!"