"The Simpsons" The Last Temptation of Krust Quotes

After a disastrous performance, Krusty changes his image and becomes an edgy stand-up.

"Dad! Whoops, sorry son. I didn't know you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were bathing a clown.""What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals. Well, maybe if he had better arch support they wouldn't have caught him!""Four drink minimum? I'll cover you, honey.""What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals. Well, maybe if he had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught him."