"The Simpsons" The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons Quotes

Apu receives a letter from his mother stating that it's time for him fulfilled his arranged marriage obligation, he pretends Marge is his wife.

"Hey, what's lucky hooked up to? A respirator. It breathes for him. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.""You know what you could do, Apu? Yeah, shut up. You could fake your own death. Oh, would you shut up? All you need is a car bomb and... I can't believe you don't shut up!""But, you can't leave. We're scammin' an old lady at my house, and I need a place to hide out. Sorry, Homer. I've been plannin' this vacation for years. I'm finally gonna see Easter Island. Oh, right. With the giant heads. With the what now?""Thanks for helping us out, Reverend. I know you've never performed a Hindu ceremony before. Well, Christ is Christ."