"The Simpsons" Trash of the Titans Quotes

Homer becomes the sanitation commissioner for Springfield. His ineptitude pollutes the town and leads to a drastic solution.

"Hey everybody, vote for my dad, Homer Simpson. If you don't he'll beat us. Why you little... er... No one's gonna beat you, son. You're gonna get such a beating!""Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again. That's not the way she tells it.""Hey Ray, cleaning out the old office, eh? If I hadn't already packed my letter opener, I'd give you such a stabbing!""I'm sorry my opponent didn't think enough of you to show up for this debate. I'm sure he had more important things to do.""My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much.""How could you spend $4.6 million in a month? They let me sign checks with a stamp, Marge! A stamp!""Okay, before I show you, who wants to guess how I got the money? Dealing drugs? Drugs? I'll have to say drugs, too. Close, but you're way off."