The Social Network Quotes

Harvard student Mark Zuckerberg creates the social networking site that would become known as Facebook, but is later sued by two brothers who claimed he stole their idea, and the co-founder who was later squeezed out of the business.

"You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.""You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.""Ma'am, I know you've done your homework and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life, but at the moment I could buy Mt. Auburn Street, take the Phoenix Club, and turn it into my ping-pong room.""We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're going to live on the internet!""The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink.""You're asking me to believe that the CFO of Facebook doesn't know how to change his relationship status on Facebook? It's a little embarrassing so you should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that.""Seven different people spammed me the same link. What is it? I don't know, but I'm really hoping it's cats that look like Hitler, because I can never get enough of that.""Don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trout!""I was drunk, and angry, and stupid... ...and Blogging. And Blogging.""This is absurd. I'm being accused of animal cruelty, it's better to be accused of necrophilia. It *IS* better to be accused of necrophilia.""So what do you do? I'm an entrepreneur. You're unemployed. I wouldn't say that. What would you say? That I'm an entrepreneur.""Must be nice. He made $300,000 in a summer? He likes meteorology. You said it was oil futures. You can read the weather, you can predict the price of heating oil.""The truth is she has a nice face. I need to do something to take my mind off her. Easy enough, except I need an idea.""Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!""You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.""You write your snide bullshit from a dark room because that's what the angry do nowadays. I was nice to you, don't torture me for it.""Let the hacking begin""I don't want friends.""i like standing next to you Sean, it makes me look so tough.""We lived on farms and then we lived in cities and now we are going to live on the internet!""Who are the girls?""I just slept with Sean Parker? You just slept on Sean Parker.""I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie. So what if it's not even 10pm and it's a tuesday night.""You know you really don’t need a forensic team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.""You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.""I'm 6'5, 220, and there's two of me.""You better lawyer up, Asshole, 'cause I'm not coming back for 30%. I'm coming back for everything.""You're not an asshole Mark. You're just trying so hard to be""She said "facebook me" right? And then the other is, well, you know... They wanna have drinks later. Yes, have you ever heard so many different good things packed into one regular-sized sentence?""I think if your clients wanna sit on my shoulders and call themsleves tall they a right to give it a try but there is no rquirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie.""Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!""I don't torture chickens!!!""Let me tell you the difference between Facebook and everybody else, we don't crash EVER!""That's our show for tonight, people.""Did you know there are more people with genius I.Q.'s living in China than there are people of any kind living in the United States?""Erica Albright's a bitch. Do you think that's because her family changed their last name from Albrecht, or do you think it's because all B.U. girls are bitches?""Did I adequately answer your condescending question?""You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.""Dating you is like dating a Stairmaster."