The Wizard of Oz Quotes

Dorothy Gale is swept away from a farm in Kansas to a magical land of Oz in a tornado and embarks on a quest with her new friends to see the Wizard who can help her return home in Kansas and help her friends as well.

"How can you talk, if you haven't got a brain? I don't know. But, some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they? Yes. I guess, you're right.""Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!""A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others.""Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean that you have the power to run the rest of us. For twenty-three years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!""Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.""As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her, and she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.""You have no power here! Begone, before somebody drops a house on you, too!""I think I'll miss you most of all.""Only bad witches are ugly.""I *do* believe in spooks, I *do* believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do, I *do* believe in spooks, I *do* believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I *do*! Ah! You'll believe in more than that before I'm finished with you.""Going so soon? I wouldn't hear of it. Why my little party's just beginning.""As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. You don't know how lucky you are not to HAVE one! Hearts will NEVER be practical until they can be made unbreakable.""Then this is a day of independence for all the Munchkins and their descendants! If any! Yes - let the joyous news be spread! The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!""Orders are nobody can see the Great Oz! Not nobody, not nohow!""You go away or I - I'll bite you myself! Dorothy!""What would you do with a brain if you had one?""How about a little fire, Scarecrow?""Read what my medal says: "Courage". Ain't it the truth? Ain't it the truth?""I've got a witch mad at me and you might get into trouble!""She isn't coming yet, Toto. Did she hurt you? She tried to, didn't she? Come on. We'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em.""But that's not what's worrying me. It's how to do it. These things must be done delicately... or you hurt the spell.""Get in there, before I make a dime bank out of you.""Better get under cover, Sylvester. There's a storm blowin' up - a whopper, to speak in the vernacular of the peasantry. Poor little kid, I hope she gets home all right.""Where do you want to be oiled first?""What a nice little dog. And you, my dear, what an unexpected pleasure. It's so kind of you to want to visit me in my loneliness.""Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East? Was it you? No, no. It was an accident. I didn't mean to kill anybody. Well, my little pretty, I can cause accidents, too!""We can make a dimpled smile out of a frown. Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown? Uh-huh. Jolly old town!""You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe. I was petrified.""It's a twister! It's a twister!""Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!""There's no place like home.""Unusual weather we're having, ain't it?""Professor Marvel never guesses, he knows!""Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Oz. I said come back tomorrow.""I am the great and powerful... ... Wizard of Oz.""Do you presume to criticize the Great Oz? You ungrateful creatures. Think yourselves lucky that I'm giving you an audience tomorrow, instead of 20 years from now.""I saw you tinkering with that contraption, Hickory. Now you and Hunk get back to that wagon. All right, Mrs. Gale. But someday, they're going to erect a statue to me in this town, and... Don't start posing for it now.""Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean that you have the power to run the rest of us. For twenty-three years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!""There's no place like home.""There's no place like home.""As coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And she's not only merely dead. She's really most sincerely dead!""You billowing bale of bovine fodder!""What makes a King out of a slave? Courage!""I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!""There's no place like home.""She isn't coming yet, Toto. Did she hurt you? She tried to, didn't she? Come on. We'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em.""I think I'll miss you most of all.""What would you do with a brain if you had one?""Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!""theres no place like home""wanna play ball""I`ll get you my pretty and your little dog too""Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh my!""Look at the circles under my eyes, I haven't slept in weeks! Why don't you try counting sheep? That doesn't do any good, I'm afraid of them!""It's a twister! It's a twister!""How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? I don't know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking,don't they? I don't know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?""You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk!""I'll get you my pretty... And your little dog too!""There's No Place Like Home.""There's only one thing I want you guys to do. Talk me out of it."