The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes

Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government.

"Sell me this pen!""Brad, show them how it's done. Sell me that pen. Watch. Go on. You want me to sell you this fucking pen? That's my boy right there. Can fucking sell anything. Why don't you do me a favor. Write your name down on that napkin for me. I don't have a pen. Exactly. Supply and demand, my friend.""Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up!""Fun coupons!""My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. A former model and Miller Lite girl. Yeah. She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, so put your dick back in your pants.""Number one rule of Wall Street. Nobody... and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or if you're Jimmy Buffet. Nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up, down, sideways or in fucking circles. Least of all, stockbrokers, right?""I'm sure we'll be seeing each other real soon. I'm sure. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fuckin' wives. I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime.""Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you! Fuck you!""Even though I own 85% of Steve Cocksucking Motherfucking Madden Shoes, the shares were in his fucking name!""You're a fucking pill dealer. I got five more just like you, bro. Keep talking, you fucking piece of shit! And you know what else? You dress like shit, so fuck you! Fucking motherfucker! Oh! Jesus! How about that, faggot? Who's a faggot? You okay? Hey, pal.""Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling?""The nice thing about being rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance.""You American shit!""I don't wanna die, Jordan! I've done a lot of bad shit, I'm going to hell!""And if anyone here thinks I'm superficial or materialistic, go get a job at fucking McDonald's, 'cause that's where you fucking belong!""It wasn't even a choice.""Fuck that motherfucker!""Her pussy was like heroin to me. And it wasn't just about the sex either. Naomi and I got along. I mean, we had similar interests and shit.""So I was sellin' them shit, but the wayI looked at it, the money was better off in my pocket.""I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish, I'm talking about normal people - working class, everyday people. Everyone wants to get rich, am I crazy? There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist, I'm pretty fucking sure.""We don't give two shits about how technology works, 'cause all we care about is getting fucking RICH!""I'm not fucking leaving! The show goes on!""Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up!""At least as a rich man when I have to face my problems I show up at the back of a limo wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold fucking watch.""Fucking smoke crack with me.""I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich!""Sell me this pen.""was all this legal? absolutely not, but we were making more money then we knew what to do with"