"Archer" Diversity Hire Quotes

The agency hires a studly agent because of his minority status, and the man makes an impressive debut, but Archer suspects he has ulterior motives.

"Conway! That was amazing! Yeah, so uh... okay... Oh my God, I hope I'm pregnant!""Well, thank God for them internets.""You're kidding. No, I'm dead serious. Yeah? I want to file an HR complaint against Conway. On what grounds? He touched my penis with his penis! Wow. Yeah. He just came up to me and was like, bwoop! Where? All of it! Head and shaft.""Where'd you get the steak? Cristal. Yet another offering of unrefrigerated meat and/or seafood. Yeah, she's kinda weird that way. Yeah, she's kinda weird a bunch of ways.""Danger zone!"